Scene One
2022.
A field used as a training ground in a NATO army base, rural east Estonia, near the border with Russia. Mid-morning.
FINDLAY, CORMACK, DAVIES, ARMSTRONG, ADEYEMIand SANDStake part in a training movement sequence. It develops into a rehearsal for a patrol.
FINDLAY, CORMACK, DAVIESand ARMSTRONGtake up patrol positions, with ADEYEMIand SANDSwatching.
ADEYEMI. Too slow, Armstrong, much too slow. You’re leaving Davies exposed.
The SQUADDIESmove as a group.
Cormack, you’re off by about thirty degrees. Adjust yourself. Good.
Davies, come in a bit lower. And faster. Better.
Everyone, check your positions. Check again.
They make adjustments.
All right. Relax.
You all need to be faster. And you’re still leaving your arses hanging out.
Ma’am, could we practise with you now?
SANDScomes into the group and they rehearse with her.
Good work. Thanks Ma’am.
SANDS. Sergeant Adeyemi, I want to take it slowly in the forested area.
We’re looking for really small signifiers, it’ll take time.
ADEYEMI. Of course, Ma’am.
(To the SQUADDIES.) Good work.
(To SANDS.) Thanks Ma’am.
(To the SQUADDIES.) Any questions so far?
ALL. No, Sarge.
ADEYEMI. Good. Take on some water. We’ll get you briefed in five.
SANDSand ADEYEMIexit.
The others sit to cool down. CORMACKpulls up her trouser leg and inspects her shin.
FINDLAY. What’s going on wi yer shiny shins mate?
CORMACK. I dunno.
Beat.
FINDLAY. Let’s see.
FINDLAYgoes to CORMACKand has a close look.
Looks like you’ve picked up a tick.
CORMACK. Shite.
CORMACKfinds some tweezers in her kit bag and hands them to FINDLAY,who begins work on removing the tick.
ARMSTRONG. I think ye’re supposed tay use Vaseline.
FINDLAY. What?
ARMSTRONG. Suffocates them, then youse pull them out when they’re deid.
FINDLAY (to CORMACK). Mate, you got any lubricant?
CORMACK. No, ma friend.
FINDLAY (to CORMACK). Could be worse. Couple I know went hiking an got ticks in their bits.
DAVIES. Both sets of bits?
FINDLAY. His an hers.
CORMACK. Grim.
FINDLAY. Had tay extract them fay each other.
DAVIES. That’s a romance-killer.
FINDLAY. Darn tootin. Tweezers out, trousers down, I’m never gonnay look at yer genitals the same way again.
ARMSTRONG. They could a done wi the Vaseline tip.
CORMACK. Imagine, ticks in yer fanny.
DAVIES. No thanks.
CORMACK. Embedded in yer fl– /
FINDLAY.Mate! (Pulling it out.) There you go.
CORMACK. Oh what a beast!
ARMSTRONG. Gee us.
FINDLAYhands him the tick.
Oh Christ, that’s so big I can see the glint a Lyme disease in its eyes.
He’s taken his sock off and is waving his foot around.
Cormack?
FINDLAY. Oh, Christ. No this again.
CORMACKapproaches his foot.
Fucking wean.
CORMACK. Ah, leave him