: Jon Macks
: Fuhgeddaboutit How to Badda Boom, Badda Bing and Find Your Inner Mobster
: Simon& Schuster
: 9780743213226
: 1
: CHF 5.80
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: Comic, Cartoon, Humor, Satire
: English
: 112
: DRM
: PC/MAC/eReader/Tablet
: ePUB
Fuhgeddaboutit: How to Badda Boom, Badda Bing, and Find Your Inner Mobster is the definitive guide on how to be a twenty-first-century made man. With easy-to-read step-by-step instructions, Fuhgeddaboutit reveals a unique way of living and a unique way of dying -- usually involving an icepick and duct tape. In Fuhgeddaboutit, you will learn... The three most common uses for toothpicks:"e,dental hygiene, stabbing and storing gum during sex."e, All about honeymoons:"e,Every couple should honeymoon somewhere completely foreign and exotic for two weeks. Like South Jersey."e, To protect yourself at all times: use a condom and a bulletproof vest. The main difference between a Jewish mobster and an Italian mobster: a foreskin. From the mobster's"e,Code of Conduct"e, to"e,Five Ways to Pass the Time in Jail"e, and even a chapter called"e,Minestrone for the Mob Soul,"e, Fuhgeddaboutit is a must buy for both the serious mob professional and fans of this special way of life. And we use the words"e,must buy"e, in the strictest sense.