: Maya Bohnhoff
: Bill Roper
: Bimbo On the Cover
: ISFiC Press
: 9780991002665
: 1
: CHF 9.20
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: Science Fiction
: English
: 270
: kein Kopierschutz
: PC/MAC/eReader/Tablet
: ePUB
'There's a bimbo on the cover of the book. She is blonde and she is sexy; She is nowhere in the text. She is a bimbo on the cover of the book.' A bimbo can happen to anyone, even to an Analog-favorite writer like Maya Kaathryn Bohnhoff. And when it does, there's nothing to do but to write a song about it-which is just one of the Things you'll find in these pages. Along with Things, you'll see what might happen when we finally make First Contact. You'll read the advice an alien would give to the lovelorn. You'll find that houses can be haunted by things that are far nastier than ghosts; that wishes can be granted in unexpected ways. But not all stories can have happy endings. Some of them will disturb you or remind you that there are things worse than death. Every story will have you turning the page to find out what happens next. From funny to serious, from dark fantasy to straight-up science fiction, and even into mystery, Maya is a master storyteller and we are delighted to present this collection of her work.
I chose to kick off this collection with a story that appeared inBaen’s Universe. It’s one of my favorites and hews very close to the dream that inspired it. The dream ended just before the very end, leaving me to figure out which of many ways I might end the tale.
The house at 94 Twining Lane had a reputation. It was known in real-estate circles as a “haunted house.” This did not mean, of course, that it was literally haunted, merely that prospective buyers wouldn’t touch it—presumably because they thought it was haunted.
It sat on a large corner lot that had once been nicely landscaped, but was now in dire need of many things, such as water and hedge trimmers. The house itself was charming at first glance, but on closer inspection had that air of neglect that suggests everyone in the family had died suddenly and simultaneously, leaving no heirs. Its shingles were unpainted, its shutters an indescribable shade of gray-blue-green, its windows dusty.