| Th s hilarious parody mash-up will delight readers of both the bestselling Fifty Shades of Grey and Austen's Pride and Prejudice. Lizzy Bennet had been brought up to be a proper lady - with perfect manners, skilled in conversation and well respected in the community. But when Mr Elliot Bingley comes to court Lizzy's sister, she is given the opportunity to learn a somewhat different skill set upon her introduction to his friend, a Mr Fitzwilliam Darcy. It only takes one chance meeting with this tall, dark stranger for Lizzy to be lured into Darcy's secret world of lascivious practices and lusty urges. Drawn like a moth to his flame, Lizzy is the mistress of her own undoing, for Darcy has made no protestations of love, indeed, his intentions were made plain - and legally binding - from the outset. But even the most innocent and well brought-up of young ladies have urges, and as Lizzy learns that a riding crop isn't just used for going for a canter on her pony, a whole new world is revealed to her. Includes epistles between Lizzy and Darcy carried by loyal retainers Laptopp and Mrs Blackberry, well-fitting flannel breeches, Charlie Tango the hot air balloon, the dashing Mr Whackem, an infinite number of ways to describe sexy eyes and plenty of how's your father. |
